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  • very intelligent but not always easy to train — they don’t have the strong desire to please their masters as do breeds like the Golden Retriever. 
  • they do not tolerate physical punishment and can’t be forced into anything — like a cat, a Chow is only willing to do what suits his mood at the time.
  • they can become very attached and devoted to a family member – although they will love and protect all members if given enough love and praise. 
  • they tend to be lazy and relatively inactive – they love to be in the house all day. 
  • they are very loyal, patient and polite, but can be really bossy and dominant if feel neglected. 
  • they don’t like other dogs or animals around them – except if they are raised together from an early age.

That’s just my kind of dog.


What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of heat and excitement?

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'

Harry: I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal’s office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.

The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: ‘What is 3 x 3?’

Harry: ‘9.’

Principal: ‘What is 6 x 6?’

Harry: ‘36.’

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade'

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions..'

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'

Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'

Ms. Brooks: ‘What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?’

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: ‘Pockets.’

Ms. Brooks: ‘What does a dog do that a man steps into?’

Harry: ‘Pants.’

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: ‘What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?’

The principal’s eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'

Ms. Brooks: ‘What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?’

Harry: ‘Shake hands .’

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: ‘What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of heat and excitement?’

Harry: ‘Firetruck.’

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.

  • Tyler Durden: Guys, what would you wish you'd done before you died?
  • Ricky: Paint a self-portrait.
  • The Mechanic: Build a house.
  • Tyler Durden: [to Narrator] And you?
  • Narrator: I don't know. Turn the wheel now, come on!
  • Tyler Durden: You have to know the answer to this question! If you died right now, how would you feel about your life?
  • Narrator: I don't know, I wouldn't feel anything good about my life, is that what you want to hear me say? Fine. Come on!
  • Tyler Durden: Not good enough.
  • - Fight Club (1999)

the main theme song used in the movie “He’s Just Not Into You” (2009) and featured in the film “50 First Dates” (2004).

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